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Hollywood called me today; Arnold Schwarzenegger has been taken ill, and they asked me to replace him in a movie. However, after my screen test, they decided that I was much too young and good looking for the part, and that they were looking for someone a lot older, and not so good looking, and so, I gave them Peer's phone number. I am always trying to look out for a good friend. Good luck with the part Jan !

 

 

 

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Arnold had a girlfriend here near by me in Colorado and was actually seen in the Walmart. I saw on his Facebook page sometime after he was there with a pic of him holding a bottle of his weight gain powder or what ever you call it.

 

My mom and dad worked for a gourmet food distributor while we lived in California and his restaurant often ordered from them. The restaurant's name was Schatzi On Main in Santa Monica which apparently is now closed.

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TSK,:mad: I'm well known in Hollywood, and not only because I'm very handsome. I did some major roles in "Air Crash Investigations" and I had several Oscar nominations for my acting achievements, esp. in "Peer Watch"

 

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Edit: I gained some weight since this picture......

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This totally went somewhere I wasn't expecting! ;)

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OH? :confused:

 

This made me laugh so hard, I'm hurting!

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WOW! Someone's brown nosing for Jan's title of "World's Most Humble Man". ;)

I didn't even know he was considering retirement?! :confused: :rolleyes: :) -- Bob

 

BTW Time finds us all.

 

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Hahah this thread made my evening! Hilarious...

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Wasn't Jan in one of the Airport movies? The one where the plane ditches??:rolleyes:

 

I think you're confusing titles. He did have a non-speaking role in Airplane. :rolleyes: -- Bob

 

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i think you're confusing titles. He did have a non-speaking role in airplane. :rolleyes: -- bob

 

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lmao!

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If I remember right....shouldn't you be smoking a cigarette at this point?:eek::rolleyes:

We've all seen the movie. We don't need a blow-by-blow account. :rolleyes: Bob

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Jim.

Sorry about taking your well-meaning post to such absurd places.

We're just a silly bunch of old reprobates. :)

 

You Otto know better (one last one). :o -- Bob

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