mrzippy Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and..... OH, MY GOD!' Silence followed! Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!' One Irish passenger yelled... 'For Cripes sake ........ you should see the back of mine!!!' Still thinking about a new flightsim only computer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theyorks Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Cripes!.....I larfed. Bob Sent from my tablet thingy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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