polymerman Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1. May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use. 2. Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. 3. May the Lord keep you in His hand and never close His fist too tight. 4. May the Good Lord take a liking to you â€” but, not too soon. 5. May you be half an hour in Heaven before the Devil knows your dead. 6. When I count my blessings, I count you twice. May God bless you. 7. May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my Grandmothers teeth. 8. May you die in bed at ninety-five years, shot by a jealous husband. 9. Hereâ€™s to your coffin! May your coffin have six handles of finest silver! May your coffin be carried by six fair young maids! And may your coffin be made of finest wood from a 100-year-old tree, that Iâ€™ll go plant tomorrow! 10. As you slide down the banisters of life may the splinters never point the wrong way. 11. May the saddest day of the future be no worse than the happiest day of your past. 12. May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent. Happy St. Patâ€™s and SlÃ¡inte agus tÃ¡inte! (Health and Wealth!) Regards from Polymerman http://www.ureach.com/polymerman https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu_zeEUvH6_33EI0tuBTfRw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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