DAVIDSTRAKA Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Who blew wind at 33,000 feet?! Senior Rookie Bragware: FSX Gold - Acceleration | HP Omen Obelisk Desktop | Intel Core i7 3.2 Ghz |16GB | NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 | 1TB HD | 256 GB SSD (Gaming Computer) REX Worldwide Airports HD AS16 + ASCA ORBX Global BASE ORBX Freeware Airports ORBX HD Trees [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jethrom Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Pardon me!! It was I, must have been something in last nights curry surprise. I'll try to contain myself or step out on the wing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVIDSTRAKA Posted January 18, 2020 Author Share Posted January 18, 2020 LOL! I thought it was the Loadmaster and the beef and burrito he had :D Senior Rookie Bragware: FSX Gold - Acceleration | HP Omen Obelisk Desktop | Intel Core i7 3.2 Ghz |16GB | NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 | 1TB HD | 256 GB SSD (Gaming Computer) REX Worldwide Airports HD AS16 + ASCA ORBX Global BASE ORBX Freeware Airports ORBX HD Trees [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peer01 Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Don't blame me, I NEVER fart in public. Most of the time.:eek: [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azzaro Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Don't blame me, I NEVER fart in public. Most of the time.:eek: The day Jan let go at Maho Beach... [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] i7-7700 3.6GHz / GTX1660 6GB / 32GB RAM / 49" Samsung CHG90 / WIN10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jethrom Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha And that was just a clearance toot, the whole beach is gone after the next volley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrzippy Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 (edited) Someone light a match, PLEASE!:eek: Edited January 18, 2020 by mrzippy Still thinking about a new flightsim only computer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVIDSTRAKA Posted January 18, 2020 Author Share Posted January 18, 2020 Y’all are hilarious :D Senior Rookie Bragware: FSX Gold - Acceleration | HP Omen Obelisk Desktop | Intel Core i7 3.2 Ghz |16GB | NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 | 1TB HD | 256 GB SSD (Gaming Computer) REX Worldwide Airports HD AS16 + ASCA ORBX Global BASE ORBX Freeware Airports ORBX HD Trees [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peer01 Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Yeah! VERY hilarious! I can't stop laughing! :mad: I didn't toot at all! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jethrom Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Don't be mad Jan, you know we all love you! you are a man of refinement and impeccable flying skills. Its not the loud toots that cause the most damage its the sneeky silent ones. :o Will somebody please light a match already! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downwind66 Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Jethro - The silent ones, we used to call them "Church House ooze-outs!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPHILL3 Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Ok - who let the dogs out???*%$@#!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVIDSTRAKA Posted January 18, 2020 Author Share Posted January 18, 2020 LOL! I thought it was the Loadmaster and the beef and burrito he had :D I think I meant “beef and bean†burrito :rolleyes: Senior Rookie Bragware: FSX Gold - Acceleration | HP Omen Obelisk Desktop | Intel Core i7 3.2 Ghz |16GB | NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 | 1TB HD | 256 GB SSD (Gaming Computer) REX Worldwide Airports HD AS16 + ASCA ORBX Global BASE ORBX Freeware Airports ORBX HD Trees [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrzippy Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 I think I meant “beef and bean†burrito :rolleyes: Ah, beans! Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot! The more you toot, the better you feel, so let's have beans for every meal!;) Still thinking about a new flightsim only computer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRJ_simpilot Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 A-p u! OOM errors? Read this. What the squawk? An awesome weather website with oodles of Info. and options. Wile E. Coyote would be impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRJ_simpilot Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Funny story. The APU does stink. I was taking United from Chicago to Denver and was seated towards the back. When they started the APU you can smell the jet fuel in the cabin back there. I joked that someone should light a match and see what happens. LOL Probably something like this: OOM errors? Read this. What the squawk? An awesome weather website with oodles of Info. and options. Wile E. Coyote would be impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVIDSTRAKA Posted January 18, 2020 Author Share Posted January 18, 2020 Funny story. The APU does stink. I was taking United from Chicago to Denver and was seated towards the back. When they started the APU you can smell the jet fuel in the cabin back there. I joked that someone should light a match and see what happens. LOL Probably something like this: Classic scene! :D Senior Rookie Bragware: FSX Gold - Acceleration | HP Omen Obelisk Desktop | Intel Core i7 3.2 Ghz |16GB | NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 | 1TB HD | 256 GB SSD (Gaming Computer) REX Worldwide Airports HD AS16 + ASCA ORBX Global BASE ORBX Freeware Airports ORBX HD Trees [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalizzi Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Regardless of who opened their guts, it boils down to pilot error, my dear friend David. The pilot forgot to switch on the "no farting" sign :mad: Asus P8Z77-V Premium Mobo w\32GB MSATA Caching SSD On-Board | i7-3770K CPU | 16GB DDR3 1600 | FSX Gold on 1TB boot SSD | P3Dv4 on 512MB SSD | 1TB+2TB WD HDDs | 2 Asus GTX660 2GB Ti Cu cards w\SLI | Win7 Pro 64 | REX Full Catalogue | ORBX FTX Full Catalogue | Saitek Flight Control Pro w\Dual Throttle Quadrants+Pedals | 24"+2x19" HP Monitors | 1000W PSU [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVIDSTRAKA Posted January 18, 2020 Author Share Posted January 18, 2020 Regardless of who opened their guts, it boils down to pilot error, my dear friend David. The pilot forgot to switch on the "no farting" sign :mad: [ATTACH=CONFIG]214940[/ATTACH] Is that what that very small switch is on the very back of center console? :confused: Senior Rookie Bragware: FSX Gold - Acceleration | HP Omen Obelisk Desktop | Intel Core i7 3.2 Ghz |16GB | NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 | 1TB HD | 256 GB SSD (Gaming Computer) REX Worldwide Airports HD AS16 + ASCA ORBX Global BASE ORBX Freeware Airports ORBX HD Trees [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NMLW Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 That's just a contribution to the ozone layer. :D Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVIDSTRAKA Posted January 18, 2020 Author Share Posted January 18, 2020 That's just a contribution to the ozone layer. :D Well, you know all this flatulence is contributing to, um, forget it.,,,;) Senior Rookie Bragware: FSX Gold - Acceleration | HP Omen Obelisk Desktop | Intel Core i7 3.2 Ghz |16GB | NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 | 1TB HD | 256 GB SSD (Gaming Computer) REX Worldwide Airports HD AS16 + ASCA ORBX Global BASE ORBX Freeware Airports ORBX HD Trees [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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