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    Default The Moose Hunters

    Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
    They managed to bag six.
    As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose.

    The two lads objected strongly. 'Last year we shot six.
    The pilot let us take them all and he had the same sort of plane as yours.'

    Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.
    However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.
    Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

    After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick: 'Any idea where we are?'

    Mick replied, 'I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year.'


    Sorry not a screenshot but aircraft related.

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    Good one, Col!

    Rick

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    Great British humour!! Like that joke
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    Good one!
    Larry

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    I know these guys. They rented a boat from me the year before.

    They managed to find a really good spot and they were pulling in fish like they'd never done before.

    So Paddy says, "We have to mark the spot for next time."
    He gets out a marker and draws a big X on the bottom of the boat.

    Mick looks at him incredulously, "You idiot!", he says, "How do you know we'll get the same boat next time?"

    ... oh, and then a plane flew by. (aviation related) -- Bob

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    Good ones folks!!

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    Sequel's good too! BTW, noted that the guys are Irish; think from northern Ireland to have that British humour!
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