See this red "S" on my chest?

[jwckmiller]

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See This Red "S" On My Chest?
The rich-and-famous don't always succeed in flaunting the rules, as a world-champion boxer learned on one flight. While the aircraft was pushed back, the flight attendant asked him to buckle his seatbelt.

The champ replied, "Superman don't need no seatbelt!"

Without missing a beat, the savvy flight attendant replied: “Superman don't need no airplane, either!"

The boxer buckled up without another word.
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hot-shot fighter vs. bomber
A young guy in an F-16 fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot."

The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level.

Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?"

"I just shut down two engines, kid."
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One day, the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee.

Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said: "What a cute little plane. Did you make it yourself?"

Our hero the Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like that and I'll have enough parts for another one."

Gotcha!
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[mikk]

:-lol :-lol :-lol

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Mike

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Good ones.


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[argueman]

Q: Why do they have flight attendants?
A: Cuz Coke machines are too heavy.

Q: What's the difference between God and a pilot?
A: God doesn't think he's a pilot.

argueman
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WestJet VA

[jwckmiller]

Thanks guys...
just thought it would lighten things up some..

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[Ikarusina]

ROTFL … :-lol
These are really good ones Jeff!

Ohhhhh-my! Hahaha! :-lol

Love the F-16 one especially – too funny! :-)

Thanks for the New Year levity…


Cheers!

Tia

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[Warbird47]

:-lol The F-16 and DC-8 ones are great. Brightened my day a bit, I'm having a quite bad one :-(

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[silentboy88]

I should post two funny stories(true stories) soon. I posted them about a year back.....

[Tim]

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