Airline Humor **part 2**

[jwckmiller]

and part 2 for those who have not Y E T seen them.

LUFTHANSA - Let Us F*** The Horses, Are No Stewardesses Available?

PA (Philippine Airways)- Please Avoid

PAL (Phil. Airlines) - Philippines Always Late

PAN AM - Plan On Arriving Nervewracked And Mad

PIA (Pakistan Intl.Airl) - Please Inform Allah, Panic In Air ,Perhaps I Arrive

QANTAS - Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards

SABENA (Belgium) - Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again, Such A Bad Experience, Never Again

SAHSA (Servicio Aero Honduras SA) - Stay At Home, Stay Alive

SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) - Sweet And Sexy, Sex And Service

SIA (Singapore Intl.Airl.) - So Incredible, Aah

TACA - Take A Chance Airline

TAP (Portuguese Airl.) - Take Another Plane

TRANSAVIA - To Rape A New Stewardess After V1 Is Allowed.

TWA (Transworld Airl.) - Travel Without Arrival, Try Walking, ##### , Try Walking Again, The Worst Airline, Took Wrong Airline, Try Walking Across (transatlantic perspective), Travel With Arabs, Terrorist Welcome Aboard, Terrorists With Arms, Teenie Weenie Airlines, Traveling Without Air, Tiny Wings Aflappin , Time Waste Airlines

Usair - Unfortunately, Still Alleghany In Reality

Jeff
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[georgi55]

lol lol lol !:_-lol
This is so funny! Keep them comin.
Georgi
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[Warbird47]

LOL That was really funny, did you make those up?

[P3_Super_Bee]

www.crewstart.com bout half way down on the left Aviation humor.

Jeff "Ace" Frey

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[bjornhall]

:-lol

Good ones, Jeff... I have to fly SAS more often!

Best,
/björn

[steve7fm]

LOL - All good but QUANTAS makes me laugh :-lol

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[737pilot]

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON Jan-01-02 AT 11:03AM (EDT)[/font][p]Very funny! :-lol :-lol :-lol

They are very good.

Keep em comin! :-lol :-lol

:-)

Regards,
Mario

[Sandford28]

Recently I flew KLM and my luggage was missing for 5 days so I wrote them a letter and asked if KLM stood for........

Krappy Luggage Managment or

Keep Luggage Missing