Sorry if off topic
A British Airways mechanic passes away...
Upon being met at the Pearly Gates, he is asked by St. Peter what is his most heartfelt desire. "To NEVER be around any BA captains!" was his emphatic response.
A few weeks later, while relaxing in the Angel's lounge who should walk in but a British Airways captain in all his regalia. Furious, the mechanic marches off to find St. Peter to complain.
St. Peter calms the man by saying, "There are no BA captains in Heaven. That was God... he just likes to pretend that he is one."
Source: Frank Brandt