'hic',..the patch... erp!, hic...

tailboom · 06-24-2002, 06:57 PM

A couple of Texas rednecks are driv'n round suck'n down the Budweisers when the driver notice cars are stopped ahead. Fearing that it's a DUI check point, the driver tells his passenger, "quick Vern" "peel the label offa yer bottle and stick it to yer forehead"!!

'what the heck"???

"Don't argue, just DO IT"!!!!

As he suspected it is a DUI check and as the officer approaches the pick'em up he crinkles his nose cuz of the smell of beer. "Been drink'n this evenin boys"?

Um, no sir, we's on the patch officer.....
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**BillS511** · 06-24-2002, 07:46 PM

:-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol

Bill

**Jeff S KDTW** · 06-24-2002, 07:50 PM

:-lol

**Flying_Turnip** · 06-24-2002, 09:32 PM

I don't get it. :-hmmm

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**mikk** · 06-24-2002, 11:29 PM

Good one! :-lol
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**mikk** · 06-24-2002, 11:30 PM

YOu know you get those patches to put on your arm to stop smoking? The guys were saying that they are using a patch to stop drinking!
That's what I made of the joke.
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**desibaba15** · 06-24-2002, 11:33 PM

hillarious :-lol

Ankit

**coolian2** · 06-25-2002, 04:43 AM

>YOu know you get those patches
>to put on your arm
>to stop smoking? The
>guys were saying that they
>are using a patch to
>stop drinking!
>That's what I made of the
>joke.

LOL! Now i get it!

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**FlyerJeff** · 06-25-2002, 04:48 AM

Heh, pretty amusing.

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