A couple of Texas rednecks are driv'n round suck'n down the Budweisers when the driver notice cars are stopped ahead. Fearing that it's a DUI check point, the driver tells his passenger, "quick Vern" "peel the label offa yer bottle and stick it to yer forehead"!!
'what the heck"???
"Don't argue, just DO IT"!!!!
As he suspected it is a DUI check and as the officer approaches the pick'em up he crinkles his nose cuz of the smell of beer. "Been drink'n this evenin boys"?
Um, no sir, we's on the patch officer.....