Worst Passenger Ever....

[rabbitcancer]

For those of us who travel on airlines often, there's always that one passenger that annoyed the crap out of you and everyone else during the flight....


In my case, the worst passenger had to be this guy sitting on aisle over from me on a L1011 during a flight from Toronto to Gatwick. All he did was bitch the entire flight.

He started bitching the moment he got on the plane.

'These seats are too close together.
Why do I have to pay for headphones?
Why do I have to pay for alcohol?
When's dinner getting here?
I'm still hungry.
I wanna blanket.'

Holy crap, I couldn't take it anymore. The last straw for me was when the seatbelt sign came on from turbulence and he started bitching because he wanted to walk around. After 4 min arguing with the Attendant, I finally stood up and yelled 'The ##### seatbelt sign is on you idiot. Sit down, shut up and stop behaving like a ##### four-year-old!.'

The whole plane starting clapping and after a grumbled response, he did shut up...THank god!



RabbitCancer
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[Flashpoint]

I've had to help restrain some looney that hit a flight attendant with a dinner tray. All because he said the food sucked. Needless to say his actions created the biggest pile-on in aviation history :-lol

I've also had to tell a few people to sit the ##### down when the belt sign was on. I warned a guy one time to sit down or he'll regret it. About a minute later we hit a pocket of dead air and BANG! anything not tied down found the cabin roof, including our friend who told me to shove it. Needless to say I yelled TOLD YOU SO ..... everyone who heard the inital conversation laughed.

J.Garrett
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[rabbitcancer]

LOL! Great story, Flash.

Love the tagline too....


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[saudi_777]

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Throughout all of my travels I've seen all sorts of morons who don't deserve to set foot on an airliner by commercial aviation laws just because of their horrible stupidity. Here are some rather fine examples...

We were flying from Jeddah, Saudi Arabia to Cairo, Egypt on a Saudi Arabian 777-200ER, and sitting in the middle group of seats next to us on the aisle was a very stupid old man who was a very "caveman" like guy who obviously didn't know much about modern civilization. I never saw such a character on a commercial flight in my life again. He just keeps actually LOOKING at us and we thought that he was eyeing my sister & my cousin but we later found out that he was trying to know how to operate the personal entertainment system since he asked the first flight attendant he saw about this. When it was time for landing and we were literally over-flying Cairo and coming down on final approach, he just WASN'T CONVINCED from the senior flight attendant that he must put on his seatbelt! The flight attendant told him (I'm not kidding) "OK, we don't have any responsibility if you get hurt in anyway and may you just break your bones!" The flight attendant was very angry from him because the old guy was very rude with him.
And you think that's the end of the story? The old man argued with Egyptian customs in the airport on arrival and he even argued with the taxi drivers outside. We couldn't believe this so much, we were just laughing our heads off until we reached the hotel.

On another instance, we were Returning from Cairo to Jeddah on Saudi Arabian Airlines also and my father just insisted that we go to the airport early. Our flight was scheduled to takeoff at 8 pm and he got us there at about 5 pm. My father noted that there was actually an extra Saudi Arabian flight to Jeddah that was taking off soon... So we just took it and I thought that this was gonna be an ordinary flight...
The plane turned out to be an old 747-100 that was leased from Qatar Airways and painted in the new Saudi Arabian colors, and from the inside it was crappy and the passengers all the same. We were seated in the rear of the jet and I was lucky to find an empty window seat. First of all, there was this literally STINKING man who didn't look like he was Saudi and he kept nagging my father out of all the rest of the passengers for 200 Riyals. My father kept telling him that he couldn't give him that much because he has to use the money he has on arrival for different things and in the end my father just told him to STOP IT. As for me... I was seated on the right side on a window seat and there was this very retarded small boy in the seat behind me, who was obviously Egyptian from his voice. He was seated with his mother and brother, and his mother was next to him and look at what he was doing to me (this is NO JOKE): First, he would just keep poking his hand at me and bugging me through the space between the window seats and the plane's wall. Everytime I tried to catch the little b#stard's hand he pulled it back. OK, I'll try to contain my self because he doesn't have a mature mind, I thought... But he didn't stop there. He crept at my seat next to the plane's wall and he whispered to me "You jackass... You dork... You moron..." All these in Arabic, of course. I threatened him and told him to shut up. When he didn't stop bugging me with his hands and insulting me (this was all in the middle of the flight) I finally stood up facing the back and I talked to his mother loudly "aren't you noticing what your son is doing to me?! He just keeps bugging and insulting me! He's a retard! Let him sit quietly in his seat!!". And for the rest of the flight he was as peaceful as a clam.

I also just HATE those babies who act like a fire truck siren during the WHOOOOOOOOOLE flight. I can barely sleep. I just keep thinking "Why don't they try to shut 'em up in someway?!..." They especially annoy me on long-haul flights such as Jeddah to New York non-stop on the Saudi Arabian 747-400. It seems that it's some kind of scientific law that if you're seated in economy class, then there just HAS to be a fire-truck-siren type baby onboard. If only they invent very light tranquilizers that are just enough to put a baby to sleep for 12 hours... Or maybe that's just too evil :-lol

Happy landings,

Asim Daffa :-cool
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[yokeman]

There was this humongous woman in the window seat and I had the aisle and wanted to sleep. I think she must have had diabetes becasue she had to go potty about every 15 minutes. Didn't want to exchange seats with me. It was a loooong flight.

Yokeman

[Erick_Cantu]

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON Jun-12-02 AT 06:53PM (EDT)[/font][p]...Never really had that problem -I did, however, have an inconvenientexperience when I travelled by Amwreck (AmTrak)once...

There was this lady sitting in the seat next to me. She was...well...how can I say it nicely...a real <CENSORED>*****</CENSORED>. First off, she forgot her medication in her luggage, and so our departure was delayed as the conductor went to the baggage car to pick it up for her. And then, I had the windows seat, and she had the aisle seat. Now, I don't know about you, but I need to go to the bathroom at least twice a day - and she wouldn't let me out! "Can't you hold it in?", she'd say, until she finally let up and allowed me to 'take care of business'...and you thought airliner restrooms sucked!!!

And this was for three whole days!!!!

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[dinger]

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON Jun-12-02 AT 06:49PM (EDT)[/font][p]Haha... what a funny thread :-lol

I haven't had any experience that bad, but on a 14-hour flight from Peking to Detroit I had to sit next to this little 9-yo bastard with a digital camera. The entire freaking flight he would not stop taking pictures of me and then showing them to me, laughing his head off. Then during the meal services he kept on asking for my dessert, threatening that he'd take more pictures of me if I didn't give it to him. Of course he didn't keep his promise.

[Josh10524]

I suppose nobody considers what we 13-17 year olds go through putting up w/ littler kids who think that we are extra easy targets because we're too old to run to mommy but too young to be respected as adults. I once had to sit next to a little prick who had obviously never been on an airplane before. he was scared stiff on takeoff, but as soon as we were in the air, he attached these evil little speakers to his gameboy and turned it up to the level of a 300 watt car sterio. it's pure tourture to hear that stupid digitized pokemon music blaring next to you when you are trying to sleep. little fvcker thought is was hilarous when I asked him to turn it down. he turned it up. flipped me off. and I asked where his parent's were. "CEVELAND! I'M GONNA SEE DEM WITH GAWNPA AND I GET TO GO YAY!!!!!" -me-so noone is with you? "NOOO! I'M BY MYSELF AND I'M COOL!" -me- oh shiat. stuck next to the reason ritilin was invented on a cramped little 737-300 for a flight from LA to cleveland. I finally asked a flight attendant if I could perhaps move but there were no empty seats. she gave me an apologetic look and passed the little brat his 180th cup of super-carbonated-sugar supplement. needless to say, he had to piss, and I considered letting him suffer, but I decided for my sake to let him go. we finally had a bit of turbulence, and the seatbelt sign turned on. all of a sudden he was the innocent little first-time flyer encountering turbulence for the first time and looked at me to see how I was reacting. I was reading my book and trying to ignore him, but I realized I could get my revenge, so I put the book down and looked out at the wing. OH MY GOD! I said. he looked at me. OH #####! THE WING BROKE! he was on the verge of hysteria as he gripped the armrests on his seat. he was so white I swear he would have been invisible in light snow. as we hit another light bump the wing flexed and he let out a sniffle. I just made a horrified face and stared out the window as the pilot announced that we were fifteen minutes out. I finally had my silence as we descended over the city and began our final approach. as we neared the runway I whispered to him that the wing just hit a telophone pole and that we were about to die and he started wailing. it was great. as we finally landed safely he sat there red faced and ran off the plane with tears still streaming off his face. revenge was mine.

[rtriez]

I was on a plane once with this Canadian who called himself RabbitCancer. This guy would not shut-up, was full of crap, and kept asking me to verbally abuse him. What a.........he was.

:-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol

( Sorry Devon, I couldn't help myself )




Best Regards,

Bob :-wave

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[saudi_777]

I agree with you, Josh. It's always 13-17 year-olds like you & me who are the targets of the little s**ts! I agree with the fact that they seem to find this great amusement in agitating teens. Well, we as teens are SMARTER and always get our revenge some way, right? ;-) The look on that kid's face must have been hilarious when he was frightened :-lol

Happy landings,

Asim Daffa :-cool
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