Another dumb survey

[Fer]

Are you constipated?
I am
:-wave
Fernando

[georgi55]

What is constipated? Looked up in dictionary, no answer.
I'm not meaking fun of spelling, English is my 3rd language, and had been studying it for 2 years.
What is right spelling?
Thanks:)
Georgi
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[PeteStepanoff]

Veggie, you are one sick puppy!:-lol


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[Mooney]

To many prunes?
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[tshannon]

constipated: adjective of the noun "constipation"

constipation: abnormally delayed or infrequent passage of dry hardened faeces

layman's terms: can't crap... too many prunes gives you quite the opposite effect

[nwabri]

Are you trobled by Irregularity? Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling? I guess what I am trying to get at, I mean, Mom, do you douche?! :-lol

Brian A. Neuman
Wooodbury, MN

[RcFlier]

Just think of the constipated mathematician that worked it out with a pencil. That little story might help you a wee bit.

[eagle013]

People who are constipated have irregular crapping lol. Many are embarresed about it


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[RcFlier]

Or you could just take some good old chocolate laxative. Reminds me of the time my brother was constipated.Once he took some ex-lax he was in the bathroom every ten minutes.

[nwabri]

But it did get the job done didnt it?

Brian A. Neuman
Wooodbury, MN

[mith]

##### you.. I was going to say that... LOL

[ORB_505]

Constipated? Hell no! I just had a crap that would sink the Bismark! :-lol :-jumpy

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[Donmo]

Only YOU would post that one, you crazy damned Mexican! ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Don .....we need to find you an EE job quick! :)

[Fer]

EE ??? Emergency Evacuation?... you hit it right on the nail!..After all the tips above (ex-lax, prunes, etc..), that's all I've been doing since last night...EMERGENCY EVACUATION !!!!!! ... In fact..I'll be right back!!! .....Whew!!..just in time.........Ahh!!! It feels gooood!
:-wave
Fernando

[Nickster]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

-He worked it out with a pencil!

[Fer]

Which end? So far all the erasers of my pencils are gone and no cigar?...sniff
:-wave
Fernando

[moth01]

What did the constipated Chinaman say?
HUNG CHOW!

(No offense to the Chinese people)

[data65]

Here is the ultimate cure.....for real now, no joke! One egg McMuffin, two orders of hashbrowns, and a large coffee. Just make sure to waterproof your buttcheeks because this remedy tends to have explosive results to the unwary first timer, which could result in a massive tsunami in the great porcelin ocean, similar to that of a large meteorite strike! Just be careful!
John F.

[mith]

great visual.. lol