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Are you constipated?
12-29-2001, 07:35 PM
What is constipated? Looked up in dictionary, no answer.
I'm not meaking fun of spelling, English is my 3rd language, and had been studying it for 2 years.
What is right spelling?
12-29-2001, 07:39 PM
Veggie, you are one sick puppy!:-lol
12-29-2001, 07:42 PM
To many prunes?
12-29-2001, 11:05 PM
constipated: adjective of the noun "constipation"
constipation: abnormally delayed or infrequent passage of dry hardened faeces
layman's terms: can't crap... too many prunes gives you quite the opposite effect
12-30-2001, 12:01 AM
Are you trobled by Irregularity? Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling? I guess what I am trying to get at, I mean, Mom, do you douche?! :-lol
Brian A. Neuman
12-30-2001, 12:27 AM
Just think of the constipated mathematician that worked it out with a pencil. That little story might help you a wee bit.
12-30-2001, 12:33 AM
People who are constipated have irregular crapping lol. Many are embarresed about it
12-30-2001, 12:40 AM
Or you could just take some good old chocolate laxative. Reminds me of the time my brother was constipated.Once he took some ex-lax he was in the bathroom every ten minutes.
12-30-2001, 12:58 AM
But it did get the job done didnt it?
Brian A. Neuman
##### you.. I was going to say that... LOL
12-30-2001, 06:57 AM
Constipated? Hell no! I just had a crap that would sink the Bismark! :-lol :-jumpy
12-30-2001, 09:23 AM
Only YOU would post that one, you crazy damned Mexican! ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Don .....we need to find you an EE job quick! :)
EE ??? Emergency Evacuation?... you hit it right on the nail!..After all the tips above (ex-lax, prunes, etc..), that's all I've been doing since last night...EMERGENCY EVACUATION !!!!!! ... In fact..I'll be right back!!! .....Whew!!..just in time.........Ahh!!! It feels gooood!
12-30-2001, 03:03 PM
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
-He worked it out with a pencil!
Which end? So far all the erasers of my pencils are gone and no cigar?...sniff
01-01-2002, 11:20 PM
What did the constipated Chinaman say?
(No offense to the Chinese people)
01-02-2002, 03:46 AM
Here is the ultimate cure.....for real now, no joke! One egg McMuffin, two orders of hashbrowns, and a large coffee. Just make sure to waterproof your buttcheeks because this remedy tends to have explosive results to the unwary first timer, which could result in a massive tsunami in the great porcelin ocean, similar to that of a large meteorite strike! Just be careful!
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